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 this is a counter for how meny times
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hipno toad
the next items are wicek
this one took 10 HOUS to make OMG!......
they take 4 hous to paint
i hate you, you hate me lets kill barney up a tree with a shotgun and a 4 by 4 theres no more purple dinosure
i love you, you love me lets tie barney to a tree with a knife in is heart bullit in his head sorry chilndran barneys dead
i hate you,you hate me last night will kiled barrrney with a pin in is leg and a eaten head now we are sleeping in are bed
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IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?
IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES? IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?
IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,
WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES? ?
SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE? HELLOOooo!!!!!!!!!
YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG FUCKING HOUSE
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this is me when i was about 11
 thats me
Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.The first man was an Engineer,The second man was an Accountant,The third man was a Chemist, andThe fourth man was a Government Employee.To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and pouredExactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.Everyone agreed that was pretty good.Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.'CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......
Ate the cookies........Drank the milk.......Sh*t on the paper.......
Screwed the other three cats.......Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......
Put in for Workers Compensation...............andWent home for the rest of the day on sick leave............ |
AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE
WANT'S TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!
:-)
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Score 20,000
prettygirl1
Tara_0218 said
Posted 3 weeks agoBeba... :) Good for you :)