So today I went to the mall right?
Not that I had any money I just wanted to lurk in the food court and watch all the hot young girls walk by.
Having that I had to drive forever just to give to a mall because I live in the middle of know where I came to a college town. Which would be all good for babe watching but sense it is summer the hot babes have all flocked to beaches and other hip hop teenage love spots. So here I am in the food court of all most empty mall staring at old lady female body parts when I get this idea.
I will go over to the clothing store steal a price tag and run all the way back over here like I saw the other day on jackass.
So I go into JC pennys thinking I am all badass and whatnot steal a price tag from some coat and high tail it out of there.
It was'nt to long till the mall cops came yelling at me and waving there sticks in there hand ready to beat my ass. So I am yelling and screaming like a little girl jumping over tables and little children and other mall like items when I bump into and knock over and fall on the most beautiful female I have ever seen, Before I could say anything to her the cops were grabing me in weird places and drag me off somewhere to beat my fingers with a hammer and whatnot. So I don't know where this lady is or where I can find her. So my suggestion is that the real world should have viewable profiles so I can stalk hawt females easyer.
Agree?