There's an evil vending machine. You can put anything into it. Seriously, anything. But you can get anything out of it aswell. I can't explain, so I'll demonstrate, again with gaming consoles. :3
A : *Puts in a wii*
B : - A DS comes out- *Puts in a Ps2*
C : A unicorn comes out
I'll start, being the starter of this gaem :3
- Puts in the ineffective unicorn-cleaning cloth I just got -
The installation disks for the first edition of Microsoft Excel come out. Along with the rest of Office. And Windows. And they're 5 1/4" disks. Room gets flooded with obsolete I/O media.
Out comes a dogie bag with the poop inside. I wait until ButterflyFlower sleeps and I shall have my revenge on her by making it liquid and dropping it into her pants.
*i come in* "people keeps killing my clone" *sigh*
In other words, Out comes a etmer killer killer robot! if i die *again*, the robot goes to attack mode and kills future killers, etmer killers, cereal killers, and helps poor kids!
Puts in a evil girl vending machine. *sees current boy vending machine haves a heart over his head* OMG! Get ready for the wedding!
Out comes pure, distilled evil. I bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder.
I put in the millions of dollars of profit I got.
Posted 3 months ago
etmer said
out comes...OMG! etmer killer threw the vending machine and is going to throw it at me! AAAAA! *my robot destroys the etmer killer* Yay! *falls into me* OO! GET OFF ME! "okey dokey, becides, im going to dinner! need mouth wash now!" ok. *puts in mouthwash*
People stop trying to kill me! Volcano Interactive is uninvited to any clan i make!
Not again... seriously, who puts together these machines? They seem to break quite often. Where's the warranty?
*searches through a huge pile of papers; returns 3 hours later*
Here, I found the instructions. They say: "In case of breakage and a wisp of smoke, put a gallon of water inside the machine. It will repair itself magically. If this doesn't work, return to manufacturer."
...ok, here goes nothing: a gallon of water is poured inside the broken machine.
It has an allergic reaction to the fire exthinguisher, so i take it to the vending doctor, who stick his hand in it, and low and behold, out comes a baby vending machine, but what's this?? Mama vending machine died in child birth.
>:(
Dead mama explodes. Baby vending machine grows and grows... in a few minutes it's a grown up vending machine and ready to serve.
However I'm pretty grossed out with what I had to witness, so I put in some change, hoping to get some alka-seltzers or something else to relieve the nausea...
indeed i did, which is why the second half of the second sentence is a joke that refers to the dissociative/deliriant effects ^_^
it's also relevant because the mushrooms from mario [the power ups, not the goombas] are amanita muscaria and the previous things had been mario related.
now that i've over explained it it doesn't feel as funny ;_;
each produce half a baby. one's covered in poo, the other in sour milk.
I put in a mickey mouse bobble-head in the new one and the old one gets a pig catapult.
Old machine: out comes a memory dump, in hex. In goes an Amiga II.
New machine: out comes a Linux bootable CD, along with the shreds that used to be a Microsoft XP DVD. In goes a Microsoft EULA.
Old machine:Out comes...my very own clone!Yay!In goes a dictionary.
New machine:Out comes a robot for sgenius!In goes...the old machine that needs to be transformed into a new one!
To the next person,when you take out the new,old machine out of the new machine,please remember to take out what became of my dictionary.Thank you for your co-operation!
machine #1: A garbage dump begins to form around it (smells horrible). in goes a "drinking bird"
machine #2: it shredded your sister's notebook, and contacted her informing her that you destroyed it and threw it in a dump! in goes an ultraviolet light.
machine #1out comes a pub in goes a black hole
machine#2out comes parrelal universe with more ppl putting stuff in a machine but a good vending machine in goes my hamster
machine 1:out comes...a replica pf the Andromeda galaxy?!Oh well nvm...in goes...my cat.
machine 2:Out comes...a rat that can spit out fire balls and has great intelligence?!This looks like something from the trilogy of Dragonkeeper books...If you don't know what the hell a dragonkeeper book is,go to this website:http://www.bdb.com.au/dragonkeeper/ In goes...my tortoise.
Machine 1: out comes an angry Raphael, he beats your ass for stuffing him in a vending machine. in goes a lit candle
Machine 2: out comes a wolverine from Fennoscandia, he thinks your hunting him, you better have a gun or run really fast! Nope, you get mauled! in goes a flashlight.
I walk out, pissed off, And beat the shit out of you!
I put random to the max in the vending machine. It rejects him cause your useless!
Then I put in a computer mouse.
You get a horny "Shanbec" he immediately molests you (because he can't get a girl) then puts you in the machine!
(Note: I've been screwing with him, he's sending me hate mail after replying to a few of his forum threads. About half way to insanity. He tends to be easy to screw with)
Out comes another clone, he kicks you in the gonads, then makes fun of you by clutching his crotch, screaming ow the pain, the pain, it hurts so bad *pretends to cry*.
I put Shanbec in the coin hole the machine spits him out, I put him back in and force the machine to keep him in!
Sera said
There's an evil vending machine. You can put anything into it. Seriously, anything. But you can get anything out of it aswell. I can't explain, so I'll demonstrate, again with gaming consoles. :3
Posted 6 months agoA : *Puts in a wii*
B : - A DS comes out- *Puts in a Ps2*
C : A unicorn comes out
I'll start, being the starter of this gaem :3
- Puts in the ineffective unicorn-cleaning cloth I just got -
kurdiz said
Out comes a book on how to care for your smelly unicorn. I put in my defective parrot.
Posted 6 months agoshadowstalker said
Put finger in therez.
Posted 6 months agoshadowstalker said
o_O
Posted 6 months agothe internet said
you broke it, nothing came out.
Posted 5 months agoAtomic Tank said
Yeah! It'll be broken if you put yourself!
Posted 5 weeks agoetmers avenger said
-_-'
Posted 1 day agoshadowstalker said
*crys*
Posted 5 months agoSera said
D:
Posted 5 months ago-Puts tookit into vending machine-
Maybe it'll fix itself :3
Atomic Tank said
[puts a poster at the vending machine, not in, that says 'Don't put human body']
Posted 4 weeks agothe internet said
a pretezel made of tools comes out. puts in a banana smoothie.
Posted 5 months agoRunaWorld said
Peaches come out.
Posted 5 months ago*Puts in a quarter tied to a string*
doopliss75 said
-puts in a water melon- *heres munching sound* -seeds come out
Posted 5 months agoRunaWorld said
You're not supposed to do yourself. >_>
Posted 5 months agoYou do the previous person. See top post.
doopliss75 said
oops ok then use ur imagynation to make it go away
Posted 5 months agodoopliss75 said
man eating plant comes out there
Posted 5 months agodoopliss75 said
man eating plant comes out there
Posted 5 months agodoopliss75 said
puts in soda
Posted 5 months agoSera said
gets out a coin
Posted 5 months ago~puts in a penci
EoG said
An Anubis Statue Comes Out.
Posted 5 months agoI Put In An Exotic Vegetable.
the internet said
Horus emerges and puts in a cd from Osirus.
Posted 5 months agodoopliss75 said
music comes puts in dragon
Posted 5 months agodaiyousei said
basic educational books on english grammar and spelling come out, i hand them to doopliss76.
Posted 5 months agoputs in yogurts.
Eveyone is in a cult said
Dragon comes out and eatted you all ups.
Posted 5 months agoPuts in body remains.
Sera said
Dai comes out, alive again.
Posted 5 months agoPuts in the universe.
the internet said
two universes come out!
Posted 5 months agoi eated ones and put in the crust.
doopliss75 said
galactic pizza comes out.
Posted 5 months agoputs in mad egg
Sera said
A mad chicken comes out.
Posted 5 months agoPuts in the mad chicken
Atomic Tank said
How can you put a thing into that same thing?
Posted 7 weeks agokurdiz said
Very angry chicken nuggets come out.
Posted 5 months agoAlso they are crazy.
Puts in my worthless eyepatch.
etmer said
A nuke came out and explodes! put in my burned body in.
Posted 5 months agoMystery said
Change came out, and I took them.
Posted 5 months agoI put in my robe and wizard hat...
etmer said
and a alien came out and took your brain. I put in a fish
Posted 5 months agoSera said
You get out a kebab.
Posted 5 months agoPuts in my wireless keyboard.
doopliss75 said
wired key came out
Posted 5 months agoputs in a hack
etmer said
comes out a nonoba worker and banned you because no hakers allowd on nonoba. puts in a nuke thats about to explode. (i did that to save the world)
Posted 5 months agoSera said
-Puts in the lame Girlfriend magazine I got, because it's LAME-
Posted 5 months agoRunaWorld said
Out comes the even lamer rare first edition of Girlfriend Issue #01.
Posted 5 months agoI put in a orb made of red energy with a 'K' superimposed on it.
Numbers said
Out comes an orb of green energy with an 'N' on it!
Posted 5 months ago*manages to shove a Mini Cooper in the machine*
etmer said
out came a ball, and explode with a fart smell! puts in mario.
Posted 5 months agoNumbers said
Out comes Luigi!!!
Posted 5 months ago*puts etmer in the evil vending machine* >:)
etmer said
out came two etmers that beat you up! i let the clone etmer to be free! Puts in luigi.
Posted 5 months agoChii said
Gets out Weegee.
Posted 5 months agoPuts in some of my USB plugs connected to my head
Sera said
Your sister comes out, have fun.
Posted 5 months agoIsn't it nice to play forum games by yourself? :3
-puts in a window-
duststorm888 said
Outside comes out. O_o
Posted 5 months ago-Puts in Love-
Sera said
-2 loevs come out-
Posted 5 months ago-Puts in Windows Vista and hope it gets destroyed-
the internet said
it gets destroyed and out comes microsoft surface!
Posted 5 months agoputs in surface and hopes for an iphone.
Vince10293 said
- A Zune MP4 comes out-
Posted 5 months agoPuts in $20
Sera said
-Gets out a shredded $10-
Posted 5 months ago-Puts in a calculator-
sgenius said
The installation disks for the first edition of Microsoft Excel come out. Along with the rest of Office. And Windows. And they're 5 1/4" disks. Room gets flooded with obsolete I/O media.
Posted 5 months agoI put in a cat with a "!" sign on top.
lolpan said
comes out me, lolpan! puts in a germ (germs are so small)
Posted 5 months ago00F said
put in a computer and an apple pie cames out
Posted 5 months agosgenius said
...and the germ that lolpan put before is inside the pie.
Posted 5 months agoNow I crave for pie! I put some pineapples. A CRATE FULL OF THEM. Bonk bonk bonk, they go.
Sera said
Granted, but ... No wait :3
Posted 4 months agoOut comes a tree
Puts in my tablet <333333333333
the internet said
noooo don't give up your new tablet!
Posted 4 months agothe internet said
gets out ten tablets, gives sera hers, holds raffle for other 7 (keeps one and eats another), and puts in sketti!
Posted 4 months agosgenius said
Out comes a yeti.
Posted 4 months agoI put confetti.
the internet said
i lol'd.
Posted 4 months agoSera said
Gets out a party, attached with an elvis impersonater.
Posted 4 months agoPuts in the Elvis guy
sgenius said
A Michael Jackson comes out. Not an impersonator, though; the real one, who moonwalks to Neverland.
Posted 4 months agoI put in... um... Japan.
the internet said
does he turn into a spaceship?
Posted 4 months agosgenius said
No. He doesn't need to. Moonwalking is the new flying.
Posted 4 months agosamuelm said
China comes out. I put in myself.
Posted 4 months agosgenius said
Your evil twin comes out.
Posted 4 months agoI put in the internet.
the internet said
o=
Posted 4 months agoSera said
The_Internet comes out. Besides, the_internet > the internet :3
Posted 4 months agosgenius said
That was clever =D
Posted 4 months agoBTW, you forgot to put something into the machine!
rizzey09 said
I put in an ipod touchpad
Posted 4 months agosgenius said
Out comes a peapod, and some beans, too.
Posted 4 months agoI throw a hammer in with all my might.
rizzey09 said
*klangk klangk*
Posted 4 months agoit's broken!
I throw in a repair man to fix it.
sgenius said
He fixes it, and out comes... the Hammer Bros!
Posted 4 months agoA selection of fine citrics goes in. More precisely, three oranges, one lime, four lemons and half a grapefruit.
scubax37 said
the asortment of friuts goes in, out comes a deranged sea lion.
Posted 4 months agosgenius said
...and because you didn't put anything inside the machine, I put some herrings (carefully avoiding the sea lion, of course).
Posted 4 months agoRunaWorld said
Out comes a Red Herring.
Posted 4 months agoI put in timed explosives.
etmer said
comes out a attaking group of smielys! ... oh no!
Posted 4 months ago>:D
:E
:E
:E
:I
... thats not a swarm. Puts in those smielys.
rizzey09 said
.....out comes PACMAN. *he ate all the smilies*
Posted 4 months agoI put in nonoba.com
etmer said
out comes nonoba.com saying "no no baa!" lol.
Posted 4 months agoputs in a robot.
rizzey09 said
out comes a hammer, some nails, a machine, and Blue's Clues.
Posted 4 months ago*puts in etmer*
sgenius said
out comes rizzey09.
Posted 4 months agoI put in the entire state of Rhode Island.
rizzey09 said
out comes the Philippines
Posted 4 months agoputs in my computer :3
sgenius said
out comes a Wii.
Posted 4 months agoI put in a blue chair.
Volcano Interactive said
You hear a cracking sound. Out comes a crappy blue box.
Posted 4 months agoVolcano Interactive said
I shoot bullets into it.
Posted 4 months agorizzey09 said
out comes an RPG.
Posted 4 months ago*puts in a baby*
Volcano Interactive said
Out comes a sausage of baby meat.
Posted 4 months agoI put in a chocolate bar.
sgenius said
Out comes... another sausage of baby meat, chocolate dipped! (Guess the baby hasn't run out!)
Posted 4 months agoI put in an undetermined amount of peanut butter, grape jelly and yam.
rain said
;_;
Posted 2 months agoVolcano Interactive said
Out comes a tasty, big, yummy piece of cake. I eat it and put the crumbs back in.
Posted 4 months agoIce Crystal said
out comes a big peace of chocolate chicken.
Posted 4 months agoputs in ice Crystals of the Himalaya mountain.
ButterflyFlower said
Out comes a nice Guinea pig. (I keep it.)
Posted 4 months agoPuts in the poop of the Guinea pig.
Big Ben said
out comes a pig.
Posted 4 months agoPuts in Volcano Land
Volcano Interactive said
Sad. That's just pure offense to me.
Posted 4 months agoVolcano Interactive said
Out comes a dogie bag with the poop inside. I wait until ButterflyFlower sleeps and I shall have my revenge on her by making it liquid and dropping it into her pants.
Posted 4 months agoVolcano Interactive said
I put in a memory stick with the best scores for every game existing.
Posted 4 months agoVolcano Interactive said
I have a copy of these.
Posted 4 months agoetmer said
out comes me! This time, i breack anything i touch! *touches rizzy09*
Posted 4 months agoputs in a nuke
Volcano Interactive said
Out comes nuclear waste that follows and kills etmer.
Posted 4 months agoI put in a glass of milk.
Ice Crystal said
Out comes a evil cow, evil chicken
Posted 4 months agoIce Crystal said
I put in a part of me!
Posted 4 months agorizzey09 said
out comes your pennis. *puts in mr. bean*
Posted 4 months agoVolcano Interactive said
Out comes a stinky bean with an universal bean pistol.
Posted 4 months agoVolcano Interactive said
I put in a piece of paper.
Posted 4 months agoIce Crystal said
Out comes a silly sticker that sticks every where!
Posted 4 months ago(Most on the start page of nonoba.)
I put in the start page of nonoba!
ButterflyFlower said
Out comes poor dead etmer!
Posted 4 months ago(crys for him)
Puts in the dead body in again
Volcano Interactive said
The vending machine reanimates etmer. Out comes etmer in his alive form.
Posted 4 months agoI put in butterflyFlower.
rizzey09 said
out comes the alive and healthy etmer.
Posted 4 months ago( cheers )
Puts in ButterflyFlower.
Ice Crystal said
And I come out and speak a whole other language.
Posted 4 months agoI put in a Chinese hat.
Ice Crystal said
我站出來發言，整個其他語言。
Posted 4 months ago我提出在一個中國的帽子
Ice Crystal said
same thing.
Posted 4 months ago同樣的事情。
Hehe12 said
out comes a dress of china. I give it to Ice Crystal
Posted 4 months agoI put in a squrrel
sgenius said
out comes a racoon.
Posted 4 months agoI put in a Gila monster.
etmer said
*i come in* "people keeps killing my clone" *sigh*
Posted 4 months agoIn other words, Out comes a etmer killer killer robot! if i die *again*, the robot goes to attack mode and kills future killers, etmer killers, cereal killers, and helps poor kids!
Puts in a evil girl vending machine. *sees current boy vending machine haves a heart over his head* OMG! Get ready for the wedding!
rizzey09 said
out comes the priest!
Posted 4 months agoPriest: I hereby present you husband and wife
hehehehehehehe
*puts in their baby*
Volcano Interactive said
Out comes something extraordinarily gross. Not exactly sure what...
Posted 4 months agoI put in a piece of gum.
Hehe12 said
out comes a big bubblel of gum with gum in it so i take it
Posted 4 months agoHehe12 said
puts in the whole world
Posted 4 months agorizzey09 said
out comes Jupiter
Posted 4 months ago*puts in a diamond*
Hehe12 said
out comes... me!
Posted 4 months agoPuts in a mad hamburger
Volcano Interactive said
Out comes a Hehe12 killer.
Posted 4 months agoVolcano Interactive said
I put in dead Hehe12!
Posted 4 months agosgenius said
Out comes Hehe12 alive again, but turned into an etmer killer. (Surely it's nothing personal. The machine must be doing it for the poor kids! XD)
Posted 4 months agoI put in Huitzilopochtli, an ancient aztec god.
rizzey09 said
out comes.... me! ( i'm a god aren't, I?) hehehe
Posted 4 months agoputs in my brother
the internet said
out comes Huitzilopochtli, an ancient aztec god.
Posted 3 months agoI put in bacon.
JuMpSt4R7 said
Out comes eggs. Sunny side up.
Posted 3 months agoI put in my computer.
rizzey09 said
OUT COMES A LAPTOP
Posted 3 months agoputs in a cake
sgenius said
Out comes a lie.
Posted 3 months agoA heir's hare's hair goes in.
rizzey09 said
out comes Queen Elizabeth's mustache.
Posted 3 months agoPuts in my pimple
sgenius said
A bottle of Clearasil comes out.
Posted 3 months agoI put in A Clockwork Orange.
v1360v said
a bunny came out
Posted 3 months agoI put me in
rizzey09 said
out comes your brat twin!
Posted 3 months agoputs in Mr.Bean
Hehe12 said
Out comes me in normal version.
Posted 3 months agoPuts in Lava Land and Ice Land
sgenius said
out comes Tomorrowland.
Posted 3 months agoIn goes a plate of enchiladas.
rizzey09 said
enchiladas is what? out comes tacos.
Posted 3 months agoin goes my stinkin' underarm
the internet said
lol
Posted 3 months agosgenius said
Enchiladas are soft chicken tacos dipped in a hot tomato sauce. You can put lettuce, cheese and other things on top. They're really good! Here's a recipe: http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&recipe_id=226678
Posted 3 months ago(although you don't have to make them that complicated!)
sgenius said
Out comes a roll-on deodorant.
Posted 3 months agoIn goes a 1 oz. bottle of expensive french perfume.
rizzey09 said
really now? okay.
Posted 3 months agoout comes french fries.
puts in my dirty hamster
Sera said
Out comes a dirty spanner
Posted 3 months agoSlinden said
I put in ummm, coffee?
Posted 3 months agoCharlotte said
Out comes me with my spider web...
Posted 3 months agoputs in my hard worked on spider web. *sigh*
rizzey09 said
out comes um.... a ... a..... a.... a... a.... THREAD?
Posted 3 months agoputs in a teddy bear
the internet said
out comes pasta
Posted 3 months agoin goes bourbon
Volcano Interactive said
Out comes something disgusting I don't want to talk about.
Posted 3 months agoI put that thing -whatever it might be- back inside.
sgenius said
Out comes pure, distilled evil. I bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder.
Posted 3 months agoI put in the millions of dollars of profit I got.
etmer said
out comes...OMG! etmer killer threw the vending machine and is going to throw it at me! AAAAA! *my robot destroys the etmer killer* Yay! *falls into me* OO! GET OFF ME! "okey dokey, becides, im going to dinner! need mouth wash now!" ok. *puts in mouthwash*
Posted 3 months agoPeople stop trying to kill me! Volcano Interactive is uninvited to any clan i make!
sgenius said
Out comes the same mouthwash. The machine's broken again... or it just refuses to change it into something else. Who knows?
Posted 3 months agoI put a tree.
Sera said
Out comes a chess board.
Posted 3 months agoI put in a tree, in hopes of another chessboard
sgenius said
You can have mine; I suck at chess.
Posted 2 months agoCharlotte said
out comes a NEW new spider web and I hang it by the side of the barn door.
Posted 3 months agoputs in an cheese piece.
Piepwnz said
-ur mom comes out-
Posted 3 months agoputs in ur face
etmer said
out comes hennrick and he says "Your banned because you put someone's face in the nonoba vending machine. O.O"
Posted 3 months agoPuts in a alien
Charlotte said
Out comes a thing I do not like. - Looks like slime-
Posted 3 months agoputs in the bad air
Hamnster said
Out comes volcano Interactive Smelling good.
Posted 3 months agoPuts in a bag of dogie biscuits
etmer said
out comes a hamster! Lolz, get ready for another wedding!
Posted 3 months agoPuts in a can of Shaq Fu
sgenius said
Out comes a chinese basketball. Or is it japanese?
Posted 2 months agoIn goes an EARTHQUAKE!!! (complete with three exclamation points)
the internet said
i'm not very fond of their music anyhow ^_^
Posted 2 months agoZoned in2pie said
out comes a guy named bob.. (complete with three periods)
Posted 2 months agoi put in a guy named bob (same bob sorry)
etmer1 said
Out comes you! In comes the old etmer
Posted 2 months agooggologgo said
Out comes a quarter.
Posted 2 months agoI jump into the machine myself.
coffyliker said
out comes a parot
Posted 2 months agoI put in a co2 cartrege
sgenius said
out comes oxygen.
Posted 2 months agoIn goes a package of chlorophyll.
Wizard Sera said
Out comes some photosynthesis. Whatever that is.
Posted 2 months agoPuts in some cellophane
Atomic Tank said
You typed it right. for the 'photosynthesis'
Posted 7 weeks agoetmers avenger said
Photosynthesis is not a concrete noun.
Posted 1 day agothe internet said
out comes lolipops
Posted 2 months agoi eated them
in goes lolipop sticks
sgenius said
Out comes an owl asking "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll?"
Posted 2 months agoIn goes a number: 1753.
coffyliker said
out comes number: 3571
Posted 2 months agoIn goes a dog tonge. (I didn't cut it out of the dog.)
sgenius said
Out comes a hotdog!
Posted 2 months agoIn goes a cold cat.
skajj lord said
how do u create a forum?
Posted 2 months agoAtomic Tank said
Any of these links will do but in the proper link - you post about games in games and so on. ok here's the link :
Posted 7 weeks agohttp://nonoba.com/forum/nonoba
http://nonoba.com/forum/games
http://nonoba.com/forum/general
GuineaPig said
Out comes a warm baby kitten. *puts in a guinea pig's DNA*
Posted 2 months agocoffyliker said
out comes your mom
Posted 2 months agoin goes a timer
Gameguy264 said
the timer goes off and won't stop ringing >.<
Posted 2 months ago*puts in backpack*
iAeg said
A CD of Rick Astley comes out and I cut it up. :D
Posted 2 months ago*puts in nonoba* :O
Gameguy264 said
nonoba is to good for the vending machine and it explodes.
Posted 2 months agoputs in replacment machine lol
rain said
the replacement machine is not good enough, so it breaks
Posted 2 months agoputs in a drop of yesterdays rain to fix it.
popcans said
the rain doesn't work
Posted 2 months agoI walk away sadly
WAIT, Something is happening. The vending machine is groning, IT STARTS ON FIRE. I stand around cooking marshmelows. Eventualy the fire stops.
Well this is weired, The vending machine is looking brand new. uh oh, It starts to groan. out pops a certificate of aunthenticity.
In goes a coke can that I just got out of another vending machine.
sgenius said
Out comes the can, empty. The machine belches. *buuurp*
Posted 2 months agoIn goes a sphere of pure light.
coffyliker said
out comes a peble
Posted 2 months agoIn goes a quarter
sgenius said
Out comes a quarter of a quarter. (That'd be 1/25.) I don't know what can I buy with this...
Posted 2 months agoIn goes... LOOOOOVE
Numbers said
Out comes...a baby!? o.0
Posted 2 months agoIn goes a dirty diaper.
Sera said
Out comes a teenager!
Posted 2 months agosgenius said
Sera forgot to put in something, so I put in... Sera herself! Mwahaha!!!
Posted 2 months agoVolcano Interactive said
Out comes a bunch of Swedish meatballs.
Posted 2 months agoI try to put in a monster truck and a semi truck.
Sera said
You tried. But failed. 3: Nothing comes out.
Posted 2 months agoI put in a $5 note
telecomewan said
And out comes a £5 note, it's worth more, but you can't spend it.
Posted 2 months agoi put in a compass.
sgenius said
Out comes a ruler AND an astrolabe, along with some old nautical cards. Look, California is an island!
Posted 2 months agoI put in 3.5 kg of iodized salt.
00F said
a pie came out
Posted 2 months agoi put in a movie
Ampharos said
a bird flies out
Posted 2 months ago*puts in 15 ugly evil spiders that are mutant and no offense to any spiders I like spiders*
darcie_26 said
*a fish eye comes out*
Posted 2 months agosgenius said
I put in... scrap.
Posted 2 months agomichael18 said
the machine breaks and therefore out comes a wisp of smoke!
Posted 2 months agosgenius said
Not again... seriously, who puts together these machines? They seem to break quite often. Where's the warranty?
Posted 2 months ago*searches through a huge pile of papers; returns 3 hours later*
Here, I found the instructions. They say: "In case of breakage and a wisp of smoke, put a gallon of water inside the machine. It will repair itself magically. If this doesn't work, return to manufacturer."
...ok, here goes nothing: a gallon of water is poured inside the broken machine.
telecomewan said
and...oh no! it's on fire, and you daren't put it out with more water so you reach for the fire extinguisher.
Posted 2 months agoi put in the contents of a 2kg carbon dioxide fire extinguisher in.
darcie_26 said
It has an allergic reaction to the fire exthinguisher, so i take it to the vending doctor, who stick his hand in it, and low and behold, out comes a baby vending machine, but what's this?? Mama vending machine died in child birth.
Posted 2 months ago>:(
darcie_26 said
puts dead mama back in the baby?
Posted 2 months ago(strange)
sgenius said
Dead mama explodes. Baby vending machine grows and grows... in a few minutes it's a grown up vending machine and ready to serve.
Posted 7 weeks agoHowever I'm pretty grossed out with what I had to witness, so I put in some change, hoping to get some alka-seltzers or something else to relieve the nausea...
Internet surfer said
out came alka-seltzers but they are infected with dragons blood.
Posted 7 weeks agoin comes a teleporter.
darcie_26 said
i put the teleporter in, and Captain Kirk from star trek comes out
Posted 7 weeks agoClaytontheman said
i put in a 100 dollar bill out comes.....
Posted 7 weeks agoMarioFan said
Puts in the prsident's duater.
Posted 7 weeks agoComes out................................ O_o
sgenius said
Out comes a pair of circles and a bar.
Posted 7 weeks agoIn goes a piece of fine jewelry.
darcie_26 said
Out comes a Gucciyay watch.
Posted 7 weeks agoIn goes a moose.
telecomewan said
and out comes a chocolate mousse.
Posted 7 weeks agoin goes a four leaved clover.
Atomic Tank said
Out comes luck and In comes Mario
Posted 7 weeks agodarcie_26 said
out comes luigi
Posted 7 weeks agoin goes princess toadstool
sgenius said
Out comes a toad sitting above a pink wooden stool.
Posted 7 weeks agoIn goes a sample of swamp water.
telecomewan said
out comes a toad.
Posted 7 weeks agoin goes a cobweb.
Atomic Tank said
Out comes Atomic Tank.(Huh?)
Posted 5 weeks agoIn comes a Mario dollie.
the internet said
out comes a large amanita muscaria.
Posted 5 weeks agoin goes - OH MY GOD THE FLIES ARE BITING ME!!!! [one of them flies into the vending machine]
demonic780 said
amanita muscaria is a poisonous and psychoactive basidiomycete fungus in case you didn't know.
Posted 5 weeks agothe internet said
indeed i did, which is why the second half of the second sentence is a joke that refers to the dissociative/deliriant effects ^_^
Posted 5 weeks agoit's also relevant because the mushrooms from mario [the power ups, not the goombas] are amanita muscaria and the previous things had been mario related.
now that i've over explained it it doesn't feel as funny ;_;
demonic780 said
it would still kinda be funny if you didn't point out they where mushrooms, besides that I was informing people who would not have known that.
Posted 5 weeks agoAtomic Tank said
Of course he knows!
Posted 5 weeks agocoffyliker said
out comes another vending machine
Posted 5 weeks agoI put in a diper in the new machine and a baby bottle into the old one.
Atomic Tank said
New machine!!
Posted 5 weeks agodemonic780 said
each produce half a baby. one's covered in poo, the other in sour milk.
Posted 5 weeks agoI put in a mickey mouse bobble-head in the new one and the old one gets a pig catapult.
Atomic Tank said
Old machine : Out comes wiggler the giant catterpillar. In comes a DSL modem.
Posted 5 weeks agoNew machine : Out comes a dozen of mice. In comes my PJ pants.
coffyliker said
old machine : out comes a useless piece of plastic. in goes the binnary code "100100101001"
Posted 5 weeks agoNew machine : out comes a bobble head. In goes my microsoft xp.
sgenius said
Old machine: out comes a memory dump, in hex. In goes an Amiga II.
Posted 5 weeks agoNew machine: out comes a Linux bootable CD, along with the shreds that used to be a Microsoft XP DVD. In goes a Microsoft EULA.
Thy Nerd said
Old machine:Out comes...my very own clone!Yay!In goes a dictionary.
Posted 4 weeks agoNew machine:Out comes a robot for sgenius!In goes...the old machine that needs to be transformed into a new one!
To the next person,when you take out the new,old machine out of the new machine,please remember to take out what became of my dictionary.Thank you for your co-operation!
coffyliker said
the machine formally know as new machine (can now be called machine #2):out comes the old machine but it is now shiny new. In goes my sister notebook
Posted 4 weeks agoold machine (can also be called machine #1): out comes scraps of paper. In goes the garbage can that I put the paper into .
Atomic Tank said
The dictionary has torn into scraps...
Posted 4 weeks agoAtomic Tank said
Are there 3 machines?
Posted 4 weeks agocoffyliker said
only 2
Posted 4 weeks agoThy Nerd said
T_T
Posted 4 weeks agoNoooo...my beautiful dictionary....
sgenius said
I'm so deeply sorry. I can make my robot to make you another one if you want. XD
Posted 4 weeks agotelecomewan said
serves you right for putting you dictionary in a vending machine.
Posted 4 weeks agowhat did you expect?
sgenius said
Maybe he expected a thesaurus...
Posted 4 weeks agoThy Nerd said
My expectations exactly!A thesaurus!
Posted 4 weeks agoAtomic Tank said
You shouldn't have put in your dictionary since it'll change.
Posted 4 weeks agocoffyliker said
well, you put the the machine you put the dictionary into into another machine. Thats gona cause problems
Posted 4 weeks agodemonic780 said
machine #1: A garbage dump begins to form around it (smells horrible). in goes a "drinking bird"
Posted 4 weeks agomachine #2: it shredded your sister's notebook, and contacted her informing her that you destroyed it and threw it in a dump! in goes an ultraviolet light.
paulcoolpaul said
machine #1out comes a pub in goes a black hole
Posted 4 weeks agomachine#2out comes parrelal universe with more ppl putting stuff in a machine but a good vending machine in goes my hamster
Thy Nerd said
machine 1:out comes...a replica pf the Andromeda galaxy?!Oh well nvm...in goes...my cat.
Posted 4 weeks agomachine 2:Out comes...a rat that can spit out fire balls and has great intelligence?!This looks like something from the trilogy of Dragonkeeper books...If you don't know what the hell a dragonkeeper book is,go to this website:http://www.bdb.com.au/dragonkeeper/
In goes...my tortoise.
sgenius said
Machine 1: Out comes a green cat with a shell.
Posted 4 weeks agoMachine 2: Out comes an amphibian with great agility, that meows and purrs.
...interesting results...
Machine 1: In goes Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TM).
Machine 2: In goes Wolverine (TM).
(hires a lawyer to protect from lawsuits)
demonic780 said
Machine 1: out comes an angry Raphael, he beats your ass for stuffing him in a vending machine. in goes a lit candle
Posted 4 weeks agoMachine 2: out comes a wolverine from Fennoscandia, he thinks your hunting him, you better have a gun or run really fast! Nope, you get mauled! in goes a flashlight.
random to the max. said
vending machine sucker comes out sucks up the machine thus ending the game
Posted 3 weeks agosamuelm said
In some way the vending machine sucker comes into the vending machine and out comes broken vending machine sucker.
Posted 3 weeks agoI put in a Pokémon magazine.
Sera said
Out comes a more recent Pokémon magazine.
Posted 3 weeks agoI steal it.
I put in some batteries
the internet said
"I steal it. "
Posted 3 weeks agoSERA! =O
Sera said
I take it*
Posted 3 weeks agoFix'd~
the internet said
lol
Posted 3 weeks ago:3
paulcoolpaul said
out comesa army of evil robots in goes usa
Posted 3 weeks agodemonic780 said
Out comes Satan leading a ton of confused people to war in the mid-east
Posted 3 weeks agoin goes "thy nerd"
etmers avenger said
Out comes "derN yhT"
Posted 3 weeks agoIn comes a Fire Stone.
demonic780 said
Out comes fire, your cooked, the wolverine comes and eats you!
Posted 3 weeks agoSo... I stole a baby and put it in.
Roydude said
it gets stuck and the vending machine pops out blood bones and the baby has been massacured, oh and the moms right behind you xD
Posted 3 weeks agoI put in a bottle of urine
DevenIsUrHeaven said
out comes a horse (:O)
Posted 3 weeks agoi put my friend Gege's hairclip in...
cakeisgooood said
out comes Gege :O omg!
Posted 3 weeks ago*helps Gege out* puts in my iPod Nano...
demonic780 said
Out comes a weird contraption I believe it's a portable a-track player.
Posted 3 weeks agoIn goes A wooden bird sculpture
samuelm said
Out comes a living murderer bird that i put in jail.
Posted 5 days agoI put in cake that cakeisgood wanted.
gazman237 said
Out comes a box containing another universe!
Posted 5 days agoI put in this profile picture on paper
samuelm said
Out comes the cheetah avatar I wanted.
Posted 5 days agoI put in Chris.
gazman237 said
Out goes the nonoba website and everybody whos added him
Posted 5 days agoI put in a nice pie
random to the max. said
out comes cheese i put in demonic780
Posted 5 days agodemonic780 said
I walk out, pissed off, And beat the shit out of you!
Posted 5 days agoI put random to the max in the vending machine. It rejects him cause your useless!
Then I put in a computer mouse.
ShadowGHX said
You get a shoelace.
Posted 5 days agoTake my hammer and stuff demonic780 back into the machine through the coin slot.
gazman237 said
out comes demonic780 shredded into million pieces
Posted 5 days agoI put in uranium
etmers avenger said
Out comes platina.
Posted 4 days agoIn comes a Fire Crystal.
etmers avenger said
Zees a magic crystal that gives you fire magic, just like pokemon's fire stone.
Posted 4 days agoShadowGHX said
You get planet uranus.
Posted 4 days agoI glue every single demonic780 piece back together and stuff him back into the machine.
demonic780 said
I come out carrying a chainsaw and cut you into 920 000 000 000 000 pieces! I put in Them all in the machine after setting them all on fire!
Posted 4 days agoShadowGHX said
You get rickroll'd
Posted 3 days agoI put in rick astley.
10isc said
out comes that ponytail i was looking for! yay!
Posted 3 days agoi put in a nickel...
demonic780 said
it gives you nickelback, they will now constantly follow you around playing songs. No requests!
Posted 3 days agoI take your ponytail and put it in!
etmers avenger said
Uh oh... I won't continue for this of that's what you put in... I don't want to see HER expression by this.
Posted 3 days agoShadowGHX said
You get a regular plain old mirror. You look in it and see yourself. Then you die.
Posted 2 days agoI put in demonic780 's body.
demonic780 said
You get a horny "Shanbec" he immediately molests you (because he can't get a girl) then puts you in the machine!
Posted 1 day ago(Note: I've been screwing with him, he's sending me hate mail after replying to a few of his forum threads. About half way to insanity. He tends to be easy to screw with)
Coolguy 1471 said
demonic780 so your picking on Shanbec to get him angry.
Posted 1 day agoLol. Thats a good idea. Your the best demonic780.
MarioFan said
Check out my versoin its mawch bettar and it came STRAIGHT from roblox!
Posted 1 day agoetmers avenger said
So what??
Posted 1 day agoMarioFan said
Check out my versoin its mawch bettar and it came STRAIGHT from roblox!
Posted 1 day agoetmers avenger said
Out comes my clone.
Posted 1 day agoetmers avenger said
(Sorry for double-posting since I forgot what to put in. These things happen recently)
Posted 1 day agoMarioFan is trying to stab me but when I dodged HE himself enters the vending machine.
demonic780 said
Out comes another clone, he kicks you in the gonads, then makes fun of you by clutching his crotch, screaming ow the pain, the pain, it hurts so bad *pretends to cry*.
Posted 1 day agoI put Shanbec in the coin hole the machine spits him out, I put him back in and force the machine to keep him in!