How do you become a mod/admin?

Money, Sexual Favours, Candy, Money or Sexual Favours... or so i've heard. (from the internet) :3

You don't.

You have to be 11 years old.
You must be a member for 3 months.
It also helps if you have a Sonic the Hedgehog avatar.
You also must have pokemon-related text in your profile.
You can't be higher than LVL2.
They usually want people with 3 digits in their name.

Also, and most importantly, you must start a thread and request information to become a mod.

...and sexual favours?

LMAO

Sexual favors are another way, but you'd need to buy a plane ticket to Sweden or Denmark, so its definatly the most expensive method.

I nearly posted 'worth it', until I fully realised what that would imply. :P

From what I've heard cybering with Henrik counts as a sexual favor, at least over a period of time it would amount to that. >:)

With the top post minimized due to a low rating, it looks like my post is the first and thus giving some wierd perverted guide on how to become a mod. XD

Reponse to MJH216
I don't think there's a few thousand mods and admins here.

Response to tennisguy521
You're not even influential at all here yet tennisguy521 (let alone being a positive influence). Your chances of becoming a mod is lowered from 0.01% to 0.005% (which is higher than my chances).

Must.. not.. post.. something... inappropriate.

Anyway, by asking to become a mod on this site you've successfully demonstrated that you are exactly the kind of person we do not want.

Do good things on the site, be helpful, answer questions usefully, and you might be considered when we need more moderators.

>:(
I want you to insult me back...
>:(

Thank you so much for keeping me posted on that.