Corrupted wish.

Sera wants moar forum gaems.

The rules for corrupted wish, is that you grant the previous person's wish, but corrupt it. (Sera is a master stater of the obvious)
Eg :
A : I want a Wii!
B : Granted, but it's broken. I want a DS!
C : Granted, but I eated it. I want a Ps2!
And so on and so forth.

Let's get started~

I want a Unicorn.

granted, but its horn is tied in a knot.

i want my own coffee tree.

Granted. It's a decaf tree.

Can I play the piano now?

Granted, but you can only play show tunes.

I want a donut.

Granted, but the unicorn I got eated it.

Oops :3
I want a normal unicorn.

Granted, but it smells BAD.

I want... another donut, I guess.

Granted, but someone stepped on it, so it's all smooshed.
I want a talking parrot for my shoulder.

Aye aye, but it stabbed you in the eye. (Facing the same fate as lolwut)

I want a sponge&soap for my unicorn.

Darn it! I was going to start this thread >.> Oh well, you can't have them all I suppose.

Anyway, you get your sponge&soap but it turned out it was ineffective at cleaning unicorns.

I wish for a TV.

you get your tv, but it only gets the audio for fox news.

You forgot to wish for something! Oh noez!
Well, I wish I had myself a new eye.

OK, but it made you cross-eyed.

I wish that people won't forgetz to wishz for somethingz

you get a new eye... from a potato.
i wish for a bookit pizza party.

i wish for a party hat.

Granted, but the hat is so big it falls down over your eyes and you can't see!

I still never got to eat a donut with nothing wrong with it. I want that.

you get to eat the donut, but you're allergic and get hives.
i want my work to be done, correctly, and on time, so i don't have to.

Granted but you are fired from your place of work/Or if you don't have a place of work a giant rock falls on your head instead.

I wishz for lothz of moneyz and that nothingz badz canz comez of thatz wishz

Granted, but on my free will, meaning the wish had nothing to do with it, I steal it.

I want to fly