A fire engine was racing towards an emergency with all its sirens blaring. But as the firefighters looked out the window they could see a little man running along beside them. They turned the engine at full throttle and the sirens to full blast, but no matter how fast they went the little man was still there, running along beside them.
Finally the driver stuck his head out of the window ant shouted, 'Why are you following us? What do you want?'
'Two cones, a nintey-nine and a can of cola, please!'
Funny Jokes!!
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emo geek said
a long time ago | Post #206what the hell?
metaknightmare.. please please please for all our sakes stop making up your own jokes!!! It's excruciatingly painful to read.
I'm sorry...
metaknightmare.. please please please for all our sakes stop making up your own jokes!!! It's excruciatingly painful to read.
I'm sorry...
austin900 said
a long time ago | Post #207why did the cow run away because it was a flying cow.
emo geek said
a long time ago | Post #208wth? how's that a joke?
Demonic, u rly did that phone call?
COOL... I'm too polite to do that...
(screw my goody-girl-ness :'( !)
Demonic, u rly did that phone call?
COOL... I'm too polite to do that...
(screw my goody-girl-ness :'( !)
smarteypantses said
a long time ago | Post #209hahahahahahahahahaha fun-ee :)
matthew2732 said
a long time ago | Post #210 | in reply to #11What will the computer say when it is hungry?
"I will go for a 'byte'"
"I will go for a 'byte'"
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emo geek said
a long time ago | Post #212LOL, I would try that but...
smarteypantses said
a long time ago | Post #213that would be funny with a cantaluope and stuff
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MetaKnightmare555 said
a long time ago | Post #214Well, Duh.
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emo geek said
a long time ago | Post #217lol A.L.I.A.S your momma so stupid she tried to sell eggs to the chickens!
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smarteypantses said
a long time ago | Post #220hahaha :)
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