Grand Idiocy

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-community-lost-found-Lost-3000-W0QQAdIdZ127506800

Wanted: Lost 3000$
Lost in City

^{Ya, good luck with that}

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/wan/1161240523.html

skateboard or rolling item - $1000 (calgary)
old skateboards, wheelbarrows, platforms on wheels.... if it rolls more than it rocks I will probably like it.

^{next he'll be asking for shiny things :)}

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-pets-other-monkey-W0QQAdIdZ128977651

Wanted: monkey
hi there im looking for a pet monkey so if you are a breeder or knows a breeder please contact me so get info thanks alot.

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computers-STRUGGLEING-GAMER-IN-NEED-OF-A-FREE-LAPTOP-W0QQAdIdZ130951316
Wanted: STRUGGLEING GAMER, IN NEED OF A FREE LAPTOP
TIMES ARE TUFF AND I CANT SUPPORT MY HABIT! IM A STRUGGELING GAMER JST WANTING TO PLAY MY WARCRAFT IN PEACE, AND POSSIBLY LOOK AT PORN. IF U GOT A GOOD WORKIN GAMIN LAPTOP AND ITS ON THE SIDE AND U WANNA DONATE IT FOR A VERY GOOD CASUE, WELL THIS IS IT :)

^{you have to admit it is at least a entertaining ad}

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/wan/1217037379.html
Hi I wanted to rent a small goat. I wanted to surprise my boss by putting a goat in his office. If you are worried or nervous about the welfare of your goat you are free to come along as I know this is an unusual proposition and that could add to the surprise.
Thanks.

^{I think he's looking to get fired}

http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/wan/1228755069.html

Wanted - Cash (Calgary NW)

If you have any cash you no longer need I will take it off your hands for you. Larger quantities preffered.

^{moron or just desperate?}

Dude, there's only been me and some other guy that posted here. Turn on the spam filter on your email.

Sorry, I've tried not to bump this, but this idiot deserves it.

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-computer-accessories-Looking-for-retail-full-version-windows-7-W0QQAdIdZ166208886

Wanted: Looking for retail full version windows 7

Looking for a full version retail windows 7 home premium or ultimate,must have both 32 and 64 bit, brand new in unopened box, will pay $150.00 for home premium or $200.00 for ultimate. Not interested in versions that are promotional discs. Willing to trade my Toshiba Satellite laptop for ultimate version.

For the brand new windows 7 full.
Off microsoft's website........Retail
home premium - $200............$225
ultimate - $320................$350