King of the Hill

I'm hoping the more game threads are made the more people will visit the forum. Because as of now, it seems pretty pitiful. >.< No offense of course to the people who do come and read the forums.

Anyway this is another forum game in which your goal is to be King of the Hill. You accomplish this by killing of the previous King in any way possible. It can be realistic or nonsensical whatever you want!

Ex:

I sit on the hill.

Next poster:

I push you off the hill and sit on it myself.

Etc.

Okay I'll start, I sit on the hill.

I'd like to suggest keeping this on the silly side... the forums are for everyone.

I'm sorry, but do you mean I shouldn't make game threads?
If there's a rule like that then I'm sorry, I'm fairly new here.

I sit on your head, making me higher than you, and king of the hill :3

No, games are great! :D

I just meant this one will be more fun for everyone if we keep it light and not too scary on the killing part.

I can't kill Sera!!

Hmm.

I send a Unicorn running past, which she runs off to catch, and peaceably ascend the throne.

I catch said unicorn and ride it back to the hill, where it uses unicorn magic to teleport AmiAthena to the bottom of the hill, and I ascend to take her place.

I hug Kurdiz, therefore causing him to run away, and me becoming queen of the hill once more.

Using my patented Geographic Anomalator™

I create a earthquake collapsing your hill and raise the land I'm sitting on creating a new hill. I install a throne to make it more comfy.

Disregard the ™

This forum doesn't accept HTML apparently >.>

I pull out a FAKE pistol from my pocket and you get so scared because you thought it was a real one you run away I then build a bunker,a slave pen and they cut my trees ofr wood,mine the stone,farm for me ring the door bellect and I have guards [with FAKE rifles and pistols] and a door and yes my slave ring the doorbell. and I transport my water from my dam a few miles away.


my hill [with my slaves,guards with FAKE weapons bunker.]


I can be a little tough to get off the hill cause I normally say whether it is posible to avaid that thing OR its just imposable.

Ring the doorbell of the nicholas ross hill base and run away only to leave flaming door poop and his front steps. Then I skillfully trip over eveything why some random old lady runs after me with a broom, as I run around the bunker screaming in terror I egg all the windows and teepee all the trees I pass. Then I trip on my shoelace and old lady beats the heck out of me and then afterwards I crawl over to the.....wait this is king of the hill......=(

I claim the unoccupied space at the top of the hill, since no-ones there :3

throws pokeball picachu comes out and zaps u both making me king of the hill because u both run away from fear of getting shocked again.

D:
throws poebkabll Kadabra comes out!
Kadabra, confusion!
-Pikachu dies-
Sera sits on the hill and accepts dual kingship~

wanders up to Sera and the internet Have you considered the benefits of timesharing?

Hit AmiAthena in the head with a frying pan, "How bout them tatters ay?"

I pay noobert to annoy shadowstalker with his noobieness.which is so bad that jump onto a cloud and rides to a far off land. I sit down on the hill.

I Summon Exodius To Oust You From The Hill.
I Become Emperor Of The Hill.