Questions that must be asked

*Forum game*
One person asks a stupid question the next answers it, then asks his own stupid question.

/Example:/
Idiot562 post #28
Q- what is the quickest way to a mans heart

moron7095328 post#29
A - chuck norris's fist

Q - Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

And so on...

Questions can be repeated, Answers can not.
I would prefer overly sarcastic answers, to sensible answers.

/New ability:/
I will allow alternative answers to questions, if you are unsatisfied with an answer given in a previous post, add it underneath your answer to the immediate/previous answer. Use inline code to designate.

/Example/
nincompoop_X5 post#30
A - No you are not a smart ass
Alt. answer to post 28's question - a bullet

Q - How many weeks are there in a light year?

How to do inline code can be seen next to the Reply to thread box in the Markup help box

First question:
Q - Does killing time damage eternity?

A- Only if time didn't have life insurance and left behind mountains of debt for eternity to take care of.

Q- If toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet... if you tied them together and dropped them, how would they land?

A- depends how u tied them together...
i spose... the cat would land on its feet coz the toast rule isn't always correct
Q- Can a tomboy like ballet and a girly girl like karate?

A- Yes, people can like whatever they like, without regard to silly labels society made up.

Q- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Also, can I have a helmet if the woodchucks start chucking wood? It seems kinda dangerous.

A- Woodchuck would chuck as much wood as the woodchuck wanted to chuck. And yes, you may have a helmet, I have even put some random cutiful stickers on it, to make it prettier!
:D

Q- WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?

A- Shiny Things. Ooooohhh..... preeety.

Q- Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

A- http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=Why+are+they+called+apartments%3F

Q- Why didn't Kodomo answer my question properly?

A- The answers are suposed to be as sarcastic as you like hon!

Q- Is Coral allive?

A - It is alive... till it drowns
Alt. answer to post 5's question - a song preformed by the band disturbed

Q - Who killed the Dead Sea?

A - I did.

Q - How do you destroy China?

A - you first get a butterfly



Q - why do people like cheese?

A - It feels good when you cut it
Alt. answer to post 10's question - you smash it on the floor

Q - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

A- Because it tastes like chicken.

Q- Why would she sell sea shells by the sea shore if the people to whom she attempts to sell the sea shells can see free shells along the sea shore?

A- Because the sea shells are exotic.

Q- How do you exterminate Turkey with only another country?

A- Write a letter to all of the people of Turkey:"If you ever want to see your mother(s) again..."

Q- What's so special about the number 42?

A- It is 2 times 3 times 7, which adds to 12, which is the first abundant number.

Q- Why do people keep posting on this thread?

A- Because they have nothing else to do. (Or do they?)

Q- An apple falls out of the sky. What do you do?

^{actually thing about this question...}

A- Duck and cover, then pick it up and eat it, if it is not applesauce by the time it hits the ground. While eating this apple, you should then sit down, and take a time to ponder why produce is falling from the sky, and then possibly panic about the fact that "the sky is falling."

*Q-*Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

A - To represent the person who's eating it.

Q - What do you do if you get banned?

A - Immediately create a new account, that will show em'!

Q - Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?