Profile for Furcio214

"YOU KNOW YOUR A MEXICAN IF"... -You have ever been hit by a chancla. -You can play any sport wearing your chanclas. -You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy. " -Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, -You use your lips to point something out. -You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis". -Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment. -You can dance ranchera,*bia or salsa without music -You call your sneakers "tenees". -You have at least thirty cousins. -You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food. -You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!" -Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving. -There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party. -There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus. -You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. -You have a drunk uncle/aunt. -You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio! -You have ever had to tellyour kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold. -You go to a wedding or Quinceaera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go. -You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse. -Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies. -You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house. -You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious. -You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. -You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now. -You have different food magnets on your fridge