Profile for Godzilla2000

one a day i go to malta and i go downa to eata breakfast and i tell tha waitress i wanna to pissis(Pecie) of toast the waitress brings me only 1 piss i tell er i want 2 piss she say go to toilet and i say u no understand i want to piss on my plate she say bettr not piss on plate u son of a bicth!!i no even kno the lady and she call me a son of a beach?! 

later i go down to big restaurant and waitress there gives me a spoon an a knife but no f*ck(fork). i telle the waitrees i wanna de f*ck the waitress says everybody wanna f*ck but i say u no understand i wana f*ck on the table she say u better not f*ck on the table u son of a bicth!!

then i go bak to my room in the hotel and i find no shit(sheet) on the bed i calle the manager and i telle him i wanna shit he say go to the toilet but i say u kno understand i want to shit on my bed he say u better not shit on the bed u son of a bicth!!

then i go down to the check out counter and the guy there say peace on u and i say piss on u to u son of a beach i go bak to italia!