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HELLO, I  AM   KIRK   JENSEN,   IN  SAN ANTONIO, TX.  WENT  TO  JR. COLLEGE,  DIDN' T  FINISH. WAS  IN   THE US ARMY FOR  2 YRS,  WAS A   VOICE  RADIO  OPERATOR, AND A  PARATROOPER  WITH   THE  82ND.  I  FOUND  OUT  I   HAVE  A  LD,  I   LIKE    THE  MOVIE    TRON. I  ENJOYED   READING THE  BOOK.

                   THE  GOLDEN  RULE

1. DO NOT DO UNTO OTHERS THAT WHICH IS NOT WELL FOR  ONESELF.*6TH CENTURY B.C. ZOROASTER

2. HURT NOT OTHERS WITH WHICH  PAINS THYSELF.* 6TH CENTURYB.C. BUDDHA

3. DO NOT DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT OTHERS TO DO UNTO YOU.* 6TH CENTURY B.C. CONFUCIUS

4.MAY I DO UNTO OTHERS AS I WOULD THAT THEY SHOULD DO UNTO ME.*5TH CENTURY B.C. PLATO

5. DO NOT UNTO OTHERS WHICH IF DONE TO THEE WOULD CAUSE THEE PAIN.* 3RD CENTURY B.C. MAHABHARATA

6. DO NOT UNTO OTHERS WHAT THOU WOULDST NOT THEY SHOULD DO UNTO THEE.*1ST CENTURY B.C. RABBI HILLEL

7. DO  UNTO OTHERS AS  YOU WOULD HAVE OTHERS  DO UNTO YOU.*1ST CENTURY A.D. JESUS

8. NONE OF YOU TRULY HAVE THE FAITH IF YOU DO NOT DESIRE FOR  YOUR BROTHER, OR SISTER THAT WHICH YOU DESIRE FOR YOURSELF.* 6TH CENTURY A.D. MUHAMMAD

9. LAY NOT ON ANY SOUL A LOAD WHICH YE WOULD NOT WISH TO BE LAID UPON YOU AND DESIRE NOT FOR ANYONE THE THINGS THAT YOU WOULD NOT DESIRE FOR YOURSELF.* 19TH CENTURY BADA' U' LLAH

                         PETER' S  LAWS

THE CREED OF THE SOCIOPATHIC OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE

1. IF ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG, FIX IT !

  ( TO HELL WITH MURPHY! )

2.WHEN GIVEN A  CHOICE-TAKE BOTH !

3.MULTIPLE PROJECTS LEAD TO MULTIPLE SUCCESSES.

4. START AT THE TOP THEN WORK YOUR WAY UP.

5. DO IT BY THE BOOK,..... BUT  BE THE  AUTHOR.

6. WHEN FORCED TO COMPROMISE, ASK FOR MORE.

7. IF YOU CAN' T BEAT  THEM, JOIN THEM, THEN BEAT   THEM.

8.IF ITS WORTH DOING, ITS GOT TO BE DONE  RIGHT.

9.  IF YOU CAN' T WIN, CHANGE THE RULES.

10. IF YOU CAN' T CHANGE THE RULES, THEN  IGNORE THEM.

11. PERFECTION IS NOT  OPTIONAL.

12. WHEN FORCED WITHOUT A  CHALLENGE,  MAKE  ONE.

13. " NO " SIMPLY  MEANS  BEGIN  AGAIN AT ONE  LEVEL  HIGHER.

14. DON' T  WALK WHEN  YOU  CAN  RUN.

15. BURAEAUCRACY IS A  CHALLENGE TO BE  CONQUERED WITH  A  RIGHTEOUS  ATTITUDE,  A    TOLERANCE   FOR   STUPIDITY,  AND  A   BULLDOZER  WHEN  NECCESSARY.

16.WHEN  IN  DOUBT :  THINK !!

17.  PATIENCE IS  VIRTUE,  BUT PERSISTENCE   TO  THE   POINT  OF SUCCESS  IS  A   BLESSING.

18.  THE  SQUEAKY  WHEEL   GETS    REPLACED.

19. THE  FASTER   YOU  MOVE,  THE SLOWER  TIME   PASSES, THE  LONGER  YOU  LIVE.

                                           THE  OPTIMIST  CREED

     PROMISE  YOURSELF-

 TO BE  STRONG THAT NOTHING CAN DISTURB YOUR PEACE OF MIND.

TO TALK HEALTH, HAPPINESS AND PROSPERITY TO EVERY PERSON YOU MEET.

TO MAKE ALL  YOUR  FRIENDS FEEL THAT THERE IS SOMETHING  IN  THEM.  TO   LOOK AT  THE  SUNNY SIDE  OF  EVERYTHING, AND MAKE YOUR  OPTIMISM  COME  TRUE.

 TO  THINK ONLY OF THE BEST, TO WORK  ONLY  FOR  THE  BEST, AND  EXPECT  ONLY THE  BEST.

 TO BE  ENTHUSIASTIC  ABOUT THE  SUCCESS OF OTHERS AS YOU ARE  ABOUT YOUR  OWN.

 TO FORGET ABOUT THE MISTAKES OF THE PAST, AND PRESS ON  TO THE GREATER  ACHIEVEMENST OF THE  FUTURE.   TO  WEAR  A   CHEERFUL  COUNTENANCE AT  ALL  TIMES AND  GIVE  EVERY  LIVING  PERSON YOU  MEET  A   SMILE.

   TO   GIVE  SO  MUCH  TIME  TO   THE  IMPROVEMENT  OF  YOURSELF THAT  YOU  DON' T  HAVE  TIME  TO CRITISIZE  OTHERS.

 TO BE  TOO  LARGE  FOR  WORRY, TOO  NOBLE  FOR  ANGER,  AND  TOO  STRONG  FOR   FEAR,  AND   TOO  HAPPY   TO  PERMIT  THE  PRESENCE  OF   TROUBLE. ......I    WILL  ADD  SOMETHING ELSE  HERE,  ITS  ABOUT  THE  SUCCESS   ATTITUDE,  YOU  CAN    DOWNLOAD  IT  FROM   SUCCESS  MOTIVATION   INSTITUTE, ITS  THE PERSONAL  SUCCESS   PLAN.   BUT  PLEASE   UNDERSTAND   IN  KNOWING  ABOUT  WHAT TO GIVE  UP  IN   ORDER  TO GET  WHAT YOU  WANT.  ITS  A   MAJOR   SACRIFICE,  OTHERS  PAY   THE   PRICE,  SO  THE  PRICE  CAN' T  BE    RIGHT.  ALSO   THE   OTHER  QUESTION   IS  DO YOU   WANT TO BE   RIGHT,  OR   WOULD  YOU  RATHER  BE  HAPPY  ?  WHERE  THE  MIND   GOES,  THE  BODY  FOLLOWS,  WHERE   THE  ATTITUDE  GOES,  THE  BEHAVIOR    FOLLOWS,  IF THESE  2   DON' T  MATCH  ?   THERE   WILL ALWAYS  BE  A  CONFLICT.  BUT   RESOLUTION  HAS  ALREADY  OCCURED.  MOSTLY   EVERYWHERE  ELSE  BUT IN THE  OTHER  PERSON'  S   MIND,  SOMEONE   FORGOT  TO  TELL  THEM   ABOUT IT.  WHENEVER A DOOR  CLOSES,  A  NEW  ONE ALWAYS  OPENS,  UNLESS  YOU' RE  STUCK IN A  REVOLVING DOOR. NEED TO  PICK A  DIRECTION, AND STICK WITH IT  NO MATTER  WHAT, SHOULD  BE   UP, UP  AND  AWAY, CAUSE  ONCE  YOU GET IT UP, KEEP   IT  UP  NON-STOP. BECOME G.O.D. GOAL ORIENTED, DIRECTED,  HENCE U.P. IS UNLIMITED POWER, THE  SOUTHERN ASPECT IS ABSOLUTE,AND MOST PEOPLE WHO CHOOSE  THAT ROAD, WELL  NEED I  SAY  MORE ?  YOU BECOME  WHO  YOU  ASSOCIATE  WITH, MAYBE ITS  TIME  TO CHANGE  FRIENDS ?