Profile for Magician...

Okay first of all, my name isn't ruq. My nickname is Ruq.

Thought I'd put  that instead.

I'm 1300 years old and live in balamory. I was sent to prison for murdering Edie Mccredie and you're probably wondering 'How the hell does she know Edie Mccredies name?' to that I'll say " How do you know Edie Mccredie is from Balamory" 

Okay I'm a pro coke drinker. I LOVE galaxy chocolate. My favorite theme park in Britain is Alton Towers (duh). And my favorite in the world is Disneyland resort paris (no kidding).

But my FAVORITE place on earth is... AQUALAND IN TENERIFE.

(Tenerife is the larger island out of the Canary Island bit, and no not the birds dummy)

If you haven't been there, go. But be warned if you are allergic to salt or have some freak thing about it, the water is salty so that it's easier to float. But otherwise it's a heavenly place ^^