Welcome to my profile

 about my nickname:nirdking:

1.its not nerd king.

2.its nir_d_king i just hate those stripes so its nirdking.

3.nir_d_king means: nir its my name!!!!d its like the!!!!and you know what king means!!!if not search in wikipedia or something !!!

i like slipknot and linkin park(bands) you just have to hear them!!!!slipknot are metal and linkin park rock XP. 

some funny pictures:

AND NOW........CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!!! !!!~!!! 

• Not a huge lover of nature, Chuck Norris once killed a cloud. (It was shaped like a bunny).
• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a herd of horses. Their descendants are known today as giraffes.
• Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.
• When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised
• • For Chuck Norris, there is always room at the inn.
  • Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through earth.
  • Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris walked on Jesus
  • Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris invented the boat
  • Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He gave baby Jesus the gift of the beard. Jesus wore it proudly until his dying day. The other three Wise Men, angered by Jesus' favoritism, had Chuck Norris removed from the Bible. The three wise men were later found dead, for mysterious roundhouse kick-related reasons.
  • Jesus turned water into wine, but Chuck Norris turned wine into beer. Thank you Chuck Norris.
  • The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse are a symbolic reference to Chuck Norris' limbs.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • i know so many more but i am too lazy to write them or copy-paste.