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TO YOU SIR AND OR MADAM (this message was approved by kai any disagreement will in turn result to loss of limb or life itself) everybody is doing a FAIL MOVIE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL BREETCHES the pwness prowess of kai part 1 breetches Pseudo23235 (6:34:12 PM): if i can make a game on nonoba i would put Pseudo23235 (6:34:14 PM): hmmm Pseudo23235 (6:34:16 PM): idk Kaikoala (6:34:35 PM): put me in it Pseudo23235 (6:35:05 PM): youd be the mysterious person that pops up and helps once in a while Pseudo23235 (6:35:13 PM): your wear a trenchcoat Pseudo23235 (6:35:16 PM): wit da glasses Kaikoala (6:35:20 PM): can i have a hat Pseudo23235 (6:35:21 PM): and the matrix skills Pseudo23235 (6:35:24 PM): with a fedora Kaikoala (6:35:28 PM): yess Pseudo23235 (6:35:30 PM): lol Pseudo23235 (6:35:55 PM): youd be like the weapons dealer in RE4 but cooler Kaikoala (6:36:09 PM): even cooler than him? Pseudo23235 (6:36:11 PM): yes Pseudo23235 (6:36:16 PM): brittish accent included Kaikoala (6:36:26 PM): that's unimaginably amazing Pseudo23235 (6:36:37 PM): lol Pseudo23235 (6:36:47 PM): and youd use your merchendise not just sell it Kaikoala (6:36:58 PM): xD yay Pseudo23235 (6:37:04 PM): i already have an intro cutscene Pseudo23235 (6:37:11 PM): the main character is cornered Pseudo23235 (6:37:18 PM): they are about to mame him Pseudo23235 (6:37:26 PM): and you come in with dual stricker shotguns Pseudo23235 (6:37:31 PM): kicking some serious ass Kaikoala (6:37:37 PM): i am amazing Pseudo23235 (6:37:40 PM): and instead of reloading Pseudo23235 (6:37:43 PM): you throw them down Pseudo23235 (6:38:01 PM): and make full twist with mp5's in your hands Pseudo23235 (6:38:11 PM): twist again throw a flip in there somewhere Pseudo23235 (6:38:21 PM): and shoot while you sommersault to the main guy Pseudo23235 (6:38:25 PM): and gice him a gun Pseudo23235 (6:38:36 PM): after that you guys work together and whup some ass Pseudo23235 (6:38:38 PM): xD Pseudo23235 (6:38:44 PM): when your done Pseudo23235 (6:38:53 PM): he asks for a name and all you say is Pseudo23235 (6:39:16 PM): dont be an idiot im watching you so best be careful Pseudo23235 (6:39:22 PM): then you pick up da glasses Pseudo23235 (6:39:26 PM): and walk away Pseudo23235 (6:39:33 PM): that would be awesome Kaikoala (6:39:42 PM): i would play that game all day Pseudo23235 (6:39:47 PM): xD Pseudo23235 (6:39:50 PM): thats just the intro Pseudo23235 (6:39:52 PM): lol Kaikoala (6:39:58 PM): xD Pseudo23235 (6:40:23 PM): sounds pretty badass Kaikoala (6:40:53 PM): yea Pseudo23235 (6:40:59 PM): lateer your seen being hald by the neck Pseudo23235 (6:41:03 PM): or so he thinks Pseudo23235 (6:41:10 PM): and you have two daggers in hand Pseudo23235 (6:41:20 PM): and gouge the guys freaking eyes out Pseudo23235 (6:41:30 PM): then proceed to whupping ass Pseudo23235 (6:41:48 PM): and then while your shooting your trying to sell the guy a gun and kickig ass without looking Kaikoala (6:42:00 PM): xD i'm amazing Pseudo23235 (6:42:03 PM): lol Pseudo23235 (6:42:16 PM): in the end your final cutscene Pseudo23235 (6:42:22 PM): you got impaled Pseudo23235 (6:42:28 PM): but for some reason Pseudo23235 (6:42:33 PM): your still standing Pseudo23235 (6:42:38 PM): like nothing happened Pseudo23235 (6:42:56 PM): and take some nades out and run into the final boss and theires a huge explosion Pseudo23235 (6:43:03 PM): and all that happened to you Pseudo23235 (6:43:04 PM): was Pseudo23235 (6:43:05 PM): you Pseudo23235 (6:43:09 PM): dropped your glasses Pseudo23235 (6:43:14 PM): and your like Pseudo23235 (6:43:15 PM): fuck Pseudo23235 (6:43:20 PM): imma have to buy a new pair Pseudo23235 (6:43:24 PM): and you just walk away Pseudo23235 (6:43:27 PM): xD Kaikoala (6:43:34 PM): xD Kaikoala (6:43:45 PM): i love how you're like planning out the entire game right now Pseudo23235 (6:43:48 PM): lol Pseudo23235 (6:44:06 PM): when you unlock a hidden mission after beating the game Pseudo23235 (6:44:22 PM): you can play as maddox the unknown Pseudo23235 (6:44:28 PM): which is you Kaikoala (6:44:30 PM): yay Pseudo23235 (6:44:38 PM): and you just have a knife Pseudo23235 (6:44:40 PM): no guns Pseudo23235 (6:44:44 PM): but with that knife Pseudo23235 (6:44:47 PM): you can kill anything Pseudo23235 (6:44:54 PM): cause of your mad knifing skills Pseudo23235 (6:45:10 PM): doing flips breaking necks slashing throats Pseudo23235 (6:45:14 PM): and whatnot Pseudo23235 (6:45:31 PM): lol Pseudo23235 (6:45:40 PM): go rambo on their ass Kaikoala (6:45:48 PM): i will Pseudo23235 (6:45:53 PM): lol Pseudo23235 (6:46:10 PM): after you finish that you get a special mission cause your part of game is 24 hours Pseudo23235 (6:46:11 PM): long Pseudo23235 (6:46:14 PM): with no pause Pseudo23235 (6:46:19 PM): or pausing Pseudo23235 (6:46:22 PM): cause its that awesome Pseudo23235 (6:46:48 PM): and its like the main character Pseudo23235 (6:46:52 PM): has to hide from you Pseudo23235 (6:47:20 PM): but your like a ninja god like master stealthy cunning sly merciless ruthless killing machine Pseudo23235 (6:47:25 PM): xD Pseudo23235 (6:48:09 PM): and instead you actually have to find him and after work with him cause they took your whole life Pseudo23235 (6:48:13 PM): and your like super pissed Pseudo23235 (6:48:25 PM): and theres a cutscene where the guy is exhaused Pseudo23235 (6:48:38 PM): and from behind in the shadow you pop out of nowhere Pseudo23235 (6:49:02 PM): and threaten to rip his throat out and shove it in his eye sockets Pseudo23235 (6:49:08 PM): cause your that pissed Pseudo23235 (6:49:34 PM): and then your like telling him what your going to do Pseudo23235 (6:49:43 PM): later while you were walking to the boss again Pseudo23235 (6:49:53 PM): you get fucked up horribly Pseudo23235 (6:50:00 PM): and your not even bleeding Pseudo23235 (6:50:26 PM): so your all like Pseudo23235 (6:50:29 PM): you cant kill Pseudo23235 (6:50:29 PM): me Pseudo23235 (6:50:41 PM): not even the gods can Pseudo23235 (6:51:01 PM): And you proceed o whupping so much ass Pseudo23235 (6:51:09 PM): you see body parts flying everywhere Pseudo23235 (6:51:17 PM): blood is splashing everywhere Pseudo23235 (6:51:28 PM): and a freaking head hits the screen Pseudo23235 (6:51:46 PM): and blood covers the screen so you want see what you did nxt Pseudo23235 (6:51:56 PM): cause its so damn bloody its not fit for adults either Kaikoala (6:52:02 PM): xD Pseudo23235 (6:52:10 PM): after that you go kick some ass Pseudo23235 (6:52:18 PM): what did they take that made you so damn pissed Pseudo23235 (6:52:19 PM): you Pseudo23235 (6:52:21 PM): your Pseudo23235 (6:52:24 PM): glasses Pseudo23235 (6:52:25 PM): xD Kaikoala (6:52:30 PM): xD haha that is amazing Pseudo23235 (6:52:36 PM): you dust them off Pseudo23235 (6:52:39 PM): and yet again Pseudo23235 (6:52:41 PM): walk away Pseudo23235 (6:52:56 PM): like there was no massive slaughter and utter chaos behind you Pseudo23235 (6:53:07 PM): the final boss gets up and tries to hit you Pseudo23235 (6:53:14 PM): and thats when you run torwards him Pseudo23235 (6:53:25 PM): there is a blur where you where standing Pseudo23235 (6:53:27 PM): like Pseudo23235 (6:53:29 PM): woooosh Pseudo23235 (6:53:38 PM): and you stab him in the throat Pseudo23235 (6:53:59 PM): drag him up witih the knife and roundhouse kick him in the face and his head does three full twists Pseudo23235 (6:54:03 PM): before falling Pseudo23235 (6:54:10 PM): three fucking twists Pseudo23235 (6:54:13 PM): three Kaikoala (6:54:39 PM): xD Pseudo23235 (6:54:42 PM): then in big bold letters it says Pseudo23235 (6:54:44 PM): the end Pseudo23235 (6:54:46 PM): breetches Pseudo23235 (6:54:47 PM): xD Kaikoala (6:54:50 PM): yay!!! part two coming soon breetches FUNNY THING RANDOM SAID randomviewer896: ok ur hitting about a 9.9 on the bullshit scale here randomviewer896: i bet a shotgun to the face would fuck u 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PSEUDOMIDNIGHT IS ONE OF THE COOLEST MEN ALIVE. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIM, YOU MUST GO THROUGH ME. [= HE HAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE OF MY VERY CLOSE FRIENDS HAXXED BY-xXJESSICAXx
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boiboi said
Posted 2 months agodude u play on nonoba a lot!!!!!